James Paul

James Paul? Oh, yeah, he’s here. He’s there too? Yeah, he’s everywhere.

Resident JP is one of our favorite Poets. He’s currently working several jobs to save up for the soft launch of his merged future with his bae, spending time in/around NYC before the eventual return to the woods/big move to our town in the woods. He doesn’t know about this path, but it’s being cleared for him.

That’s somewhat because of his boyfriend, who is Kristy’s brother, and somewhat because of the fact that no one wants to start a town in the woods without someone as handy as an Eagle Scout, and James is the only queer Eagle Scout anyone in the Town In The Woods knows. Besides the physical know-how and capabilities that James Paul has, there are event more qualities he possesses that qualify him as a perfect man, and someone lesbians in the woods can tolerate being friends with. And we haven’t even discussed (arguably his most blessed talent) is ability to feed us the most divine meals we’ve had.